Now who is on the Moron Board.
My very bright college daughter decided to teach her little sister a lesson.
While Bob and I were talking to the driveway man about sealing the drive, our bright college junior decided to teach her little sister a lesson by tossing her boot up on the roof. Bob got crazy and said ” I can’t believe what I just saw” and started to go get a ladder and I had to reel him back to our conversation with the tar man and let the girls work it out. Apparently Jilly tossed Ali’s shoes into the grass and Ali had to one up her. Hence the boot on the roof. Jilly started whining about her UGGboot and then remembered they were my fugg ( faux Ugg) boots and started laughing saying “Ali threw Mom’s boot on the roof”. Ali crawled out of the bathroom room window to retrieve it saying “I have scaled mountains in Utah, I can get the freaking boot”. Yes, and I had visions of a trip to the hospital to go along with that climb, just as I do now. But,out she went, tossed the boot down and was back inside in record time. Of course, her name does go on the Moron board. Because, well, that was a moron thing to do. And I have held the first three slots for far too long.
The Moron board Standing is now #1 Ali, #2, #3 and #4 Faux Farm Girl.