The Wrapping Elf
Ali was wrapping all my Christmas presents for me and was complaining, in a nice way, to her friend saying that I had turned her into a wrapping slave. I overheard her and yelled out “No you are my wrapping elf”. And then it hit me. How funny is that? A wrapping elf. You know rapping, get it. So I started a little rap song saying “Yo Santa” and then the rest is history. Here is my Christmas Wrap Song. Enjoy!! And Merry Christmas!!!!
YO SANTA,
I’M YOUR WRAPPING ELF
I CAN WRAP ALL THE GIFTS
ON YOUR GIFT GIVING SHELF
YO SANTA
I WON’T TELL YOU NO LIE
I’M THE BEST THAT THERE IS,
I’M THE BEST WRAPPING GUY
I GOT ROLLS OF WRAPPING PAPER
AND A TON OF STICKY TAPE
WITH MY GIFT WRAPPING RECORD
YOU WON’T EVER BE LATE
I CAN STICK ON ALL THE LABELS
WITH A GIANT RED BOW
THROW THOSE PRESENTS IN THE SLEIGH
AND AWAY YOU’’LL GO
I WRAP EARLY IN THE MORNING
UNTIL VERY LATE EACH NIGHT
I WRAP TV’S, TOYS AND PERFUME,
I CAN TRIPLE WRAP A BIKE
THERE AIN’T NOTHING THAT I FOUND
THAT I CAN’T WRAP
I WRAP WATCHES, SKIS AND COAL
AND ALL SORTS OF CRAP
NOW I GOT TO BE STRAIGHT
AND I DON’T LIKE TO BRAG
BUT YOU WON’T NEVER SEE THIS ELF
WRAP A PRESENT IN A BAG
I’M KNOWN AROUND THE WORLD
AS A WRAPPING MACHINE
I’VE WRAPPED TINY LITTLE DIAMONDS
AND A BIG TRAMPOLINE
SO WHEN YOU’RE IN A HURRY
AND THE REINDEER ARE READY
I’M YOUR ENERGIZER ELF,
ALL PUMPED UP ON EVERREADY
NEIMANS, GAP AND TARGET,
THEY ALL GIVE ME A CALL
I’M THE EXCLUSIVE WRAPPING ELF
AT EVERY SINGLE MALL
NOW WITH ALL GOOD INTENTIONS
AND THE GLOW OF RUDY’S NOSE
SANTA AIN’T GONNA MAKE IT,
NO MATTER HOW FAST HE GOES
HE CAN GIVE THOSE REINDEER RED BULL
AND FLASH THAT BEARDED SMILE
BUT HE CALLS ME EVERY CHRISTMAS
CAUSE I GOT UPS AND FED EX
ON MY IPHONE SPEED DIAL
SO IF YOU HAVE SOME PRESENTS
WITH NO WRAPPING PAPER INSIGHT
I’LL BE YOUR WRAPPING WONDER
I’LL BE YOUR WRAPPING DELIGHT
USE AN APP, SEND AN EMAIL,
MAKE A NOTE TO YOURSELF
CAUSE YOU BETTER CALL ME EARLY
I’M THE CHRISTMAS WRAPPING ELF.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
FAUX FARM GIRL
ANN