Paybacks
This is Barb.
A while back Barb decided to fix my hair by blowing it out. It looked so good I got addicted to the new hair style. Unfortunately, I could not do it myself and so she gladly did this many mornings over the past several weeks. You are not seeing a photo of me right now because I have not had my hair done today. But when I do get to her shop she would fix me up. It was a beautiful thing. But paybacks are a bitch and she called in her chips tonight. She sent me a photo – of herself. The photo you see above, and told me to photoshop her.
She said and I quote “get rid of my wrinkles, the lipstick on my tooth and all my blemishes” and then she added “and you have to do it right now because it it going into a book and they have a deadline in one hour.” It was 6pm, I was just about to leave the office and meet Bob for dinner and take Jilly and her friends to their school dance. ” Umm , can I do it later” I asked in a voice that already knew the answer was no. Without missing a beat she said ” You know all those blow jobs I gave you well – this is pay back time and if you ever want your hair done to perfection again – fix my damn photo now”. Lucky for me that when she sent it over it would not load up, saved for the moment, I thought, but I thought wrong. She said “I will have someone with a disc at your house by the time you get home, bye”. And true to her word when I got home, sure enough there was a lady in my driveway with a disc in her hand saying she was sent by Barb and would wait for me to do me to do “the Fix”.
We loaded it up and I fixed Barb and so I am going to show you what you can do to your friends to make yourselves look better. Yes-it is only a photo – but now you should be suspect of all photos you ever see. Cause if I can do it- you can bet the professionals can do it really well.
You so owe me, and you look fabulous. Now, I am on my way to get hair done.
Faux Farm Girl