Now look at this photo very carefully. I mean very, very carefully.

Your first reaction should be ” Oohhh look, they wrote their sign wrong, they wrote fish pedicure.”  Ha Ha  Ha, fish don’t even have feet.

Your second reaction should be – ” EWW, look at the picture of legs with fish all over them”. What is that all about?

Your third and final reaction is ” I do not understand”.  Your brain should be frozen like a computer that needs to be rebooted. It does not comprehend.

I saw this sign as I parked my car at Lenny’s tire place. “Hey Lenny, what is that place next door?” I ask.

” You don’t know about fish pedicures?” he replies.  Well obviously not Lenny, cause I am asking you, the tire guy, about fish pedicures. Oh my god what has this world come to? So Lenny now proceeds to explain to me that this new and yet to open place gives fish predicures.  Yes, yes but what are fish pedicures? “Are you ready”  he says ” you put your feet in this spa tank and the special fish eat the dead skin and bacteria off your feet”. Oh that is sick, that is disgusting, that is just wrong and possibly illegal or should be. The thought makes me itchy. Little fish swimming around my feet, eating off my toes like they were a little buffets. YUCK.  But wait, what if they arent’ hungry? Or are they always hungry because they are they like pedicure pirranah? The questions this raises are too many and too confusing for my mind.  I just want a simple foot rub and some polish. Do we have to get the SPCA, PETA and Greenpeace involved?

Faux Farm Girl,

Ann