You Just Never Know
Now B. King’s first and foremost talent lies in floral arrangements like this one.
So, I was a bit surprised when she offered to straighten and blow out my hair for me. Flowers? Hair? I guess it is a little bit the same, in a strange way. But I have to tell you, she did a great job. And so on the second day in New York she did it again and once again, my hair looked great. It wasn’t until the other day when I stopped at her shop and asked her to fix my hair, as we were going out that night, that I noticed her hair brush. “Oh dear lord, please tell me you did not use that nasty thing on my hair” I said loud enough for her to hear. ”Indeed I did” she said proudly “ it is the magic hair brush”. I came back with “it will be freaKing magic if all my hair doesn’t fall out after you use that thing.” She stopped the hair dryer and said ” do you want your hair done or not?” I shut up after that. But I know that she kind of of pulled my hair and brushed a little harder after that and each time I winced and said “ow” she totally ignored me and kept right on twisting my hair around that nasty round hair brush.
And you thought I was kidding or exaggerating didn’t you? Can you believe I let her touch my hair with that horrible thing.
When she was all done my hair was a masterpiece. The brush however was still nasty and I told her to clean it. She sat there and pulled out all this gross hair and when she had a big wad of it she said ” I wonder if hair can be recycled?” Into what, you crazy loon. What could you possibly do with wadded up hair from a hair brush? This was the chance she was waiting for and she then proceeded to say ” Well, you could take it and stuff it into your jeans like this and go up to people and say ” I think something is caught in my zipper, can you help me get it out” and then just wait for their reaction.
Or if you aren’t that adventurous you could use some tape and stick it under your arms and then just walk around with it under one armpit and wait for someone to say something.
I am sorry, I have a potty brain and I thought this was the funniest thing ever. I could hardly take these photos. I was laughing so hard even the anti-camera shake option on my camera wasn’t working. I don’t know what this means when you find this kind of thing funny, other than you are a mindless idiot with the sense of humor of moron. Yup, that’s me and until something like this happens, you just never know.
Faux Farm Girl
Annie