Captain Jerry
Hello Pirate Jerry,
I understand that you are my daughter’s friend. Good for you! As you know I have super human strength, as you witnessed first hand when I single handedly lifted a giant box over my head and was able to toss it 20 feet in the air. I have super human eyes, as I saw you outside with my daughter, even through closed curtains. I have superhuman E.S.P. as I knew about the party and I magically appeared at there and I also know about all your redecorating in my house. And finally, I can search into the past and find photos like this and post them for all the world to see. Jerry, if there is anything to be learned here it is this. Behave yourself – I will know. And this goes for your best bud Justin too!
Faux Farm Girl
Annie