Not too much off the top!
Little D went to get his hair cut today. They have about 20 barbers and on Saturday you take a number like at the deli. So when they called #20, Little D waved his ticket and jumped into the seat for Dino, the barber. Little D quickly told him it was time to change the number sign to #21 since his number was called and he was #20. Dino ignored him. This time little D was more forceful. “Hey buddy, it’s time to change the sign”. Dino ignored him. Little D tries again. “Hey buddy maybe you didn’t hear me, it’s time to change the sign, oh I get it, you’re watching the news and not paying attention”. ” Hey buddy, you are getting close to my neck, you aren’t going to cut my head off are you?” Dino speaks “you don’t want me to cut your head off do you?” Donny looks startled and replies “No, I don’t”. Silence. “Hey buddy, your cutting my hair really short, you aren’t going to make me bald are you? Dino speaks “You don’t want me to make you bald do you?” Donny looks skeptical and replies “No, I don’t”. Silence. “Hey buddy, let’s talk about Star Wars, did you like Clone Wars?”