What Is That Smell?
Little D was no where to be found but the odor from the bathroom was distinct and powerful. As my sister entered the bathroom there was no little D and no poop to be found anywhere. She called his name several times and finally a little voice answered ” I am up here”. My sister goes to the upstairs bathroom and opens the door. Whew!! That is some stinky poo she thought. She should have had some of the Poo Pourri!!. There was little D, pants off, poop all over his hands, on the toilet seat, the toilet handle, the sink and sink handles. “Hey, what’s is happening in here?” she asked. Little d looked at her and said: “Well, I went to the potty downstairs and when I pulled down my pants – whoosh, the poop just flew onto the floor. It just dropped like a rock. But don’t worry, I cleaned it all up. I brought it up here to my bathroom. Wasn’t that a good idea Mom?” Brilliant little d - you’re a freaking genius! it’s a good thing you are only four and have to time to get even smarter.