My Faux Parents
Ok, they are not my Faux parents. The two strange looking people on the left are my real parents and the young lady on the right is their good friend, Tudy.
It would only be in good keeping if I told you that this was how they dressed all the time, if for no other reason than to the foster the faux farm feel but this was Halloween a few years ago. I don’t know if it helps my case for you to know that my parents still go trick or treating. Maybe it was better thinking they really dressed this way. They were dressed up as faux farmers. I think they were mocking me but I can’t be sure. They went trick or treating to all their friends’ homes and generally behaved badly. So you see this farming thing goes back for generatons. They don’t dress up quite as often anymore but they do still hang out with Tudy, who they say, is the bad influence. Tudy – if you are out there I know it isn’t your fault. It’s all them – look what they did to me!
Here they are looking so innocent in their garden, But let’s look a little closer. What is that they are holding in their hands?
Great they are looking for work! Standing in front of a Rolls Royce, no less. I would never hire those two. Although, my mom looks like a better worker than my Dad, at least she has a farm tool, I think that is a golf club in his hands.
OK, I am going to cut you a break and show your good side. They do clean up rather nicely don’t they?
Love ya,
Faux Farm Girl
Annie